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999 Dylan M. Blackthorn 999 Accordionista, Blacksmith, Producer, and Talker and Human Blockhead for the 999 EYES authentic freakshow. Jack-ov-all-trades, and master ov a few: Accordionist, Sideshow Talker, Actor, Brewer, and Goblin, he has studied with famous showmen such as Bobby Reynolds, David Apocalypse, and John Strong. A Puppet Master, storyteller, poisoner, writer, blacksmith, painter, and current player in the THAT Damned Band. Former member ov bands the dreaded ACCORDION PLAGUE, thee HOBO GOBBELINS, SOUR MASH HUG band, and DAY of the ZOMBIE, ...Expand text.
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| 999 Eyes The 999 EYES is the Worlds last authentic traveling Freakshow featuring real living human oddities, the largest in over sixty years. |
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999 EYES FREAKSHOW promo
Length: 2 min.
Producer: 999 Eyes
Format: DVD
Genre:
Drama,
Performance Art,
Horror
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| 999 Eyes From the producers who brought you ABC's "Ripley's Believe It or Not!" and Discovery Channel's "Would You Believe It!", here is the promo of their newest, soon to be released television series called "999 EYES", created by Big Cat Productions, and produced by Big Cat in association with Outpost Worldwide. "999 EYES" follows the last freakshow in the world, at home, and on the road as they perform their one of kind vaudevillian show. AMAZing one of kind people, fantastic music, and unique situations, so... would you watch it? i would, im in it. |
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999 EYES PRESENTATION
Length: 8 min.
Producer: Big Cat Productions
Format: DVD
Genre:
Documentary,
Horror,
Performance Art
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| Dylan M. Blackthorn Born of Metal and Flame in the white hot forges of Austin Art Metals, these steel dice are always trusty companions. Sold as a pair, they will ensure solid luck for you in your gaming endeavors. Hand forged in Travis County by D. M. Blackthorn, these hefty dice can be handy projectiles if your craps game goes the wrong way. Preserved with beeswax to ensure rust prevention, these period dice are perfect for medeivel recreation weekends, or just for paperweights.
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Blacksmith's Dice
Print Size: 1 inch by 1inch by 1 inch
Medium:
Crafts,
Cubism,
Fantasy
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| That Damned Band Earache in My Eye Episode 3: A two-headed history lesson with the 999 Eyes Freakshow and That Damned Band. |
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Earache In My Eye
Length: 8 min.
Producer: That Damned Band
Format: DVD
Genre:
Music Video,
Documentary,
Horror
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| 999 Eyes Many Living Human Oddities, or freaks, have found themselves out of work in this day and age. But Jim Zajicek's Sideshow Museum is always hiring! |
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Help Wanted
Length: 3 min.
Producer: 999 Eyes
Format: DVD
Genre:
Drama,
Reality-Show,
Thriller
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| thee Harlequine A musickal journey through dream and nightmare, varying from the traditional jug band reppetoire into the obscure mists of past lives. Starry Secrets features a variety of artists including songs by Dylan M. Blackthorn of THAT Damned Band, Sean Lee of 1manbanjo fame, Amber Amnesia of Susperia, and "zombie" Dan Abbott of the Day of the Zombie rock opera. CDR only, each copy hand made. 11 tracks, totaling approximately 40 minutes:
1. Reaching for the sky
2. Blot Out the Sun
3. Grey Memories
4. Still the Night
5. Grey Clouds
6. Prince ov Swords
7. Starry Secrets
8. the Pipes of Wolf Creek
9. Child of the Mind
10. the End ov Days
11. Stars Fall Like Tears |
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Starry Secrets
Length: 40 min.
Format: CD
Genre:
Acoustic,
Experimental,
Gothic
Songs: 11
Instrmt: Accordion, flute, jug, clarinet, Acoustic Guitar, Elect
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| THAT Damned Band THAT Damned Band sounds like a circus train wreck't into a hobo camp where wandering Jews and travellers from Eastern Europe have been learning Irish drinking songs from Tom Waits.
A delight to the ear, a remembrance of times gone by with a modern flare I was reminded of a simpler time, a time when Freak Shows Graced the Midways I heard a voice coming from the loud speaker, telling us of all the wonderful sights we will On the Inside!. Yes, for just a dollar he hollers, see what everyone is talking about, enter now - the show is about to begin. Yes, it is That Damned Bands Circus Day!
- John Robinson of Sideshow World, review of THAT Damned Band CD
THAT Damned Band is the band for the 999 EYES vaudevillian freakshow - the last genuine traveling freakshow in the United States - or the first in over 40 years to feature more than three LIVING HUMAN ODDITIES such as the half woman, the dancing dwarf, lobster girl, the Black Scorpion our very own lobster boy. The 999 EYES authentic human oddities freakshow tours an authentic oddities museum, Lowrent the clown, and a dark carnival jug band - That Damned Band.
Visit www.999eyes.com for more information.
Please check THAT Damned Band's myspace page for EVENTS and SHOWS by visiting www.myspace.com/thatdamnedband
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THAT Damned Band
Length: 72 min.
Format: CD
Genre:
Acoustic,
Folk,
World
Songs: 14
Instrmt: Accordion, Flute, Soussaphone, Clarinet, Resonator Guit
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| That Damned Band click the "watch high quality" button below the video! Took a tour of Austin TX during South by Southwest fest and the g-strings and i hung out/played w/ THAT damned band. One of the members, Asher, also played with the g-strings while we were here. THAT damned band live at Quackers for Jug by Jug fest. |
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That Damned Band
Length: 2 min.
Producer: That Damned Band
Format: DVD
Genre:
Music Video
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| 999 Eyes Two world record holding sword swallowers, Halfdan Dan Meyer and Tommy Breen Gozleone duel it out on 999 Eyes Freak Sideshow at Super Happy Funland in Houston TX on December 1, 2007. |
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TWO Sword Swallowers duel it out
Length: 8 min.
Producer: 999 Eyes
Format: DVD
Genre:
Performance Art,
Drama,
Thriller
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| That Damned Band That Damned Band playing the main stage at the Austin Enchanted Forest Halloween Fire Show 2007 austinhauntedforest.com |
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Whisky & Beer @ Enchanted Forest
Length: 3 min.
Producer: That Damned Band
Format: DVD
Genre:
Music Video
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